FunnyHumor.com - Jokes Funny Pictures and Humor JokesFunny PicturesFun GreetingsDownloadsFree Stuff

Children Jokes

Children Jokes
New Children Jokes
Top Rated Children

Joke Categories

Animal Jokes (51)
Aviation Jokes (15)
Bar Jokes (18)
Blind Jokes (12)
Blonde Jokes (51)
Celebrity Jokes (14)
Children Jokes (17)
Christmas Jokes (17)
Clean Jokes (18)
Computer Jokes (136)
Dirty Jokes (223)
Female Jokes (22)
Food Jokes (7)
Funny Lists (135)
Golf Jokes (18)
Lawyer Jokes (29)
Lyrics (31)
Male Jokes (24)
Marriage (38)
Medical Jokes (40)
Naughty Johnny (19)
Old Age Jokes (21)
Police Jokes (31)
Political Jokes (6)
Psychology Jok... (11)
Real Life Stor... (14)
Redneck Jokes (19)
School Jokes (16)
Sick Jokes (16)
Sports Jokes (48)
Top Ten Lists (31)
Work Jokes (19)
Yo Momma (4)
 More Categories...

Joke Spotlight

New Jokes
Top Rated Jokes
Most Viewed Jokes
Search

More Humor

Funny Jokes
Funny Pictures
Fun Downloads
Fun Greetings
Ringtones & Games
Fun Smileys
Free Toolbar
Free Stuff
Search the Web
Shopping
Links


Home > Jokes > Children Jokes > Legless Frog

Legless Frog


Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own investigations. With his 12-year-old sister Sophie in tow, he caught a large bull frog in a local pond. Sidney started his experiment with the amphibian, and told Sophie her job was to write down the results of the experiment.

Sidney drew a line in the sand, placed the frog on the line, and prodded the frog with a small twig from the rear and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped, and Sidney measured the distance. "12 feet...write that down, Sophie," he said.

Next, he brought the frog back to the starting point and removed the frog's right front leg. Again he prodded the frog and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped 10 feet, and on instruction, Sophie wrote it down.

Again the frog was brought back, the left front leg was removed, and again "Jump, frog!" Sidney reported, "Six feet...write it down."

The next time, Sidney removed the large right back leg. "Jump, frog!" Then, he shouted "Jump, frog!" and prodded the frog. "The frog jumped 8 inches...write it down, Sophie."

Finally, Sidney removed the frog's remaining back left leg, put it down and prodded the frog with the twig shouting, "Jump, frog! Jump, frog! JUMP FROG!! JUMP JUMP FROG!!!"

The frog didn't jump. Sophie looked at Sidney, and said, "So what should I write down?"

Sidney thought a moment, then told Sophie to write, "When you remove all the legs from a frog, it turns deaf."

Send this joke to your friends!



CollegeHumor.com SendFunny.com FunnyDiddle.com
HumorBomb.com Jokaroo.com Gaspirtz Cartoons
FunLOL.com All Funny Pictures Funny Pets
TeenageHumor.com Extreme Funny Pictures Fun2Forward.com
Funny Celebrity Pics Funny-Shit.com Humor-Mania.com
FunnyShock.com Humor-Pics.com SuperLaugh.com
LoadsofJokes.com HumorHunt.com Jokes 'N Jokes

More Links | Add Your Link


Home | Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Link Exchange

Copyright © 2004 FunnyHumor.com. All rights reserved.

UK Price Comparison